Imagine you're waiting for a train...

Ok so you know how sometimes, in movies, when Hollywood is trying to set a scene in The Deep South and they have a bunch of men in grey uniforms marching around with muskets hollering about defeating the Yanks? And then someone says something ridiculous with the kind of drawl you only hear at truck stops in Mississippi and everyone laughs and then goes to eat pie?

Sometimes I secretly wish that happened more often in real life.

Fast forward to the Tennessee Central Railway Museum. How I'm only discovering this now is unreal, but a little sleuthing around the interwebs led me to this:



Here's an excerpt from the website:
Relax and experience travel by rail, where getting there is part of the fun! Our trips always include something special - from train robberies, music, civil war reenactments, and on-board murder mysteries to Watertown's famous mile long yard sale...

Double-you. Tee. Eff. All aboard the awesome express.