Snapshot

It's 1:00. Truth Booth: All of these things have happened this morning:

• Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking on doors in our neighborhood. When they came to our house, The Attitude opened all the windows and blasted Opeth. They didn't stay on the porch knocking for long.

• Our Pandora station is currently tuned to Showtunes Radio and when "76 Trombones" (from The Music Man) came on, The Looch burst into a spontaneous dance routine that included high kicks and imaginary baton twirls.
  

• We put these up for auction on eBay. I was unsuccessful in getting Goose to model them.
  

At this pace, I can't imagine what the afternoon will bring.